THE BOARD
14th St to 28th St, Seventh Ave to Park Ave South · 10 member offices · rates quoted against the 4-Flavor Variety Pack basket, defined as 1.00
MAIN BOARD
| Sym | Flavor | Rate | Chg | Offered | Bid | Flag |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FUJI | Fuji Apple | 8.01 | -1.51-15.9% | 0 | 198 | |
| MNGO | Mango OrangePACK | 2.57 | +1.07+71.3% | 25 | 108 | |
| YUZU | Yuzu MandarinNEW | 2.55 | -0.35-12.1% | 16 | 62 | |
| PNPL | Pineapple | 2.51 | -0.57-18.5% | 43 | 168 | |
| GRPF | GrapefruitPACK | 2.30 | -0.24-9.4% | 25 | 84 | |
| BLBL | Blueberry LemonadeNEW | 1.95 | +0.97+99.0% | 18 | 36 | |
| LMLM | Lemon Limeade | 1.92 | -0.47-19.7% | 76 | 157 | |
| ISLE | Island Punch | 1.83 | -0.72-28.2% | 28 | 54 | |
| RSPL | Raspberry LimePACK | 1.57 | -0.30-16.0% | 27 | 36 | |
| BLOT | Blood Orange Tangerine | 1.12 | +0.62+124.0% | 82 | 48 | |
| STWL | Strawberry Lemonade | 1.10 | -0.33-23.1% | 64 | 36 | |
| NOJO | Nojito | 0.81 | -0.31-27.7% | 51 | 12 | |
| CPCH | Cranberry Punch | 0.65 | -0.66-50.4% | 19 | 0 | |
| MULE | Ginger Lime MuleNEW | 0.65 | -0.26-28.6% | 22 | 0 | |
| GRPD | Grapeade | 0.64 | -0.44-40.7% | 88 | 12 | |
| BELN | Berry Belli-no | 0.53 | +0.12+29.3% | 134 | 12 | |
| CRSP | Cranberry Raspberry | 0.52 | -0.20-27.8% | 34 | 0 | |
| TRPL | Tropical Lemonade | 0.47 | -0.62-56.9% | 43 | 0 | Breaker |
| CHRY | CherryNEW | 0.46 | -0.18-28.1% | 54 | 0 | |
| PNKL | Pink Lemonade | 0.28 | -0.11-28.2% | 149 | 0 | |
| COSN | Cosnopolitan | 0.27 | -0.11-28.9% | 156 | 0 | |
| LIME | Lime | 0.25 | -0.10-28.6% | 192 | 0 | |
| LMON | LemonPACK | 0.11 | -0.03-21.4% | 1,254 | 0 | Halted |
THE DISPUTED BOARD
Sold in the sparkling water collection. Contains brewed black tea. Settles separately pending a ruling the Committee has scheduled and adjourned four times.
| Sym | Flavor | Rate | Chg | Offered | Bid | Flag |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HTHL | Half Tea & Half Lemon | 0.43 | -0.17-28.3% | 54 | 0 | |
| MBLT | Mango Black Tea | 0.34 | -0.13-27.7% | 94 | 0 |
Half Tea & Half Lemon · Mango Black Tea
NOTICES
- HALTLMON1h ago
LMON halted. 1254 cans offered, 0 bid by members. The only standing bid is the Reserve's, at the floor of 0.10, which is not a market so much as a courtesy. Trading resumes when somebody wants one on purpose.
- WARNINGTRPL1h ago
Circuit breaker tripped on TRPL at -56.9%. Fifteen minute pause. Please drink some water, the still kind.
- INFOLMON1h ago
The Committee conducted open market operations in LMON, absorbing 144 cans at the floor bid. The Committee stands ready to act further.
- INFOFUJI1h ago
Listings note: Fuji Apple and Pineapple, the two replacement flavors requested in the original open letter, are real products and always have been. Neither appears in any variety pack, so no office acquires either by accident. The Committee regards this as the central market failure of our time.
THE STRUCTURED PRODUCT
The 4-Flavor Variety Pack is twenty cans: five Raspberry Lime, five Grapefruit, five Mango Orange and five Lemon. You cannot buy the good tranche without the bad tranche. Every office on this floor is force-fed a 25% allocation to an asset with no member bid. DRIFT exists to strip the tranches apart. Read the full note →