DRIFT

THE FLATIRON RESERVE

Lender of last resort for lemon · Flatiron Plaza (temporary trailer)

STATEMENT OF THE COMMITTEE

The Committee met and reviewed conditions on the Flatiron floor. Trading in Lemon remains halted. Member bids stand at 0. The Committee has reviewed that figure several times and can confirm it is the correct figure.

The Reserve continues to stand an unconditional bid at 0.10. The Committee wishes to be clear that this is not a price. A price requires two parties with opposing views, and there is at present only one view. It is a courtesy extended so that trade cycles which would otherwise break on the lemon leg can close, and the other three parties can go about their day.

The discount window remains deliberately narrow: 3 lines and 144 cans a session, against offers unbid for 18 days or more. An unlimited backstop would clear the overhang in a single session, the rate would print 1.00, and the exchange would have solved the problem by declining to look at it. The Committee has considered this option and rejected it on grounds of dignity.

The Committee reiterates that it has no authority over flavor composition, no channel to the manufacturer, and no ability to place Fuji Apple into the variety pack. It has received correspondence on this subject and has stopped opening it.

The Committee stands ready to act. The Committee is not sure what else it would do.

Floor bid, LMON
0.10
unconditional
Balance sheet
240
donation trigger at 960
Overhang outstanding
1,182
20% of it absorbed so far
Chair
holds 370 cans of lemon

BALANCE SHEET

LMONLemon240

Working capital is collected as a clearing fee on premium tickers and held for one purpose: so the Reserve has something worth wanting to offer in exchange for something nobody wants.

LEDGER

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  • ABSORBLMON144 cans2h ago

    Discount window. 144 cans of LMON, unbid for 18+ days, taken onto the balance sheet at the floor of 0.10.

  • ABSORBLMON96 cans30d ago

    Founding operation. The Reserve was capitalised with eight cases of unclaimed lemon and a mandate nobody envied.